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10 ways to convert black money to white

PM Modi ji has declared that all older 500 and 1000 Rs notes will be worth just a piece of paper, and every one has to get the old currency notes converted into new one through either bank or post-office. The problem is, you may have a lot of undisclosed money, which is also called black money, that you can not simply take to bank as it would get you under income tax department’s scanner.So, what to do now? Here are some simple methods experts in this field are using for a long time.

So, what to do now? Answer: Here are some simple methods experts in this field are using for a long time. You can also try these tips and convert your black money into white. (Tips posted here are based on some common sense and these are only for entertainment purpose and I do not have any previous experience in handling black money. You should NEVER try any of the unlawful methods.)

Changing black money to white could be very usual at present. Men and women use all unlawful method to transform black cash to white. This article is written to show ways which men and women use to convert black cash to white. I no method inspire any taxpayers to make use of any of the under ways.
10 approach to convert Black cash to White

 

Get it changed via marketers
There are a lot of agents in the market who will without difficulty take your unlawful cash money and either offer you authorized money or aid you invest the black cash in some enterprise.

Bogus mortgage entry
Fashionable approach men and women use to transform black cash to white is through displaying bogus mortgage entry. Modus operandi underneath this case will likely be persons supply black cash to friend or relative and take a cheque from them. This is sort of bogus mortgage entry to transform black cash to white.
In some circumstances, people supply reimbursement of this loan by giving again cheque. Men and women doing this must recognize that income tax division is gazing every transaction and tax payer need to prove genuineness of every transaction.

Components of trust & doing charity
An extra trendy manner used by people to transform black cash to white is by way of formulating believe for social motive. They make executive our bodies of own people in believe mostly illiterate people like driver prepare dinner and so on. They donate black cash to this believe as charity to transform black money.
On paper it’s charity however off the shelf it’s conversion of black money to white.

Displaying earnings as agriculture revenue
Another standard means of converting black money in to white is by displaying sales as agriculture earnings. In an effort to show earnings as agriculture income you need to possess land and it must be used for agriculture cause like plantation, backyard nursery and so on.
Nonetheless there are more than a few conditions you have to fulfill in an effort to claim agriculture income.

Showing cash income from profession
A different trendy approach to transform black money to white is with the aid of displaying earnings in money. Income from tuition, reputable expenses or fee is shown as money through many tax payers it is nothing however changing black money in white.

Sale of private belonging like jewelry
Go to recognized jeweler and give him all black cash you want to convert. He provides you with cheque for the equal quantity. He will also give you purchase bill showing you bought your individual jewellery to him. Through this manner your black money is changed to white and you needn’t to pay capital acquire tax even.

Changing black money by funding
An extra method folks use to convert black money to white is by means of making investment in money.
Persons buy insurance policy and pay premium in cash. For illustration if insurance premium is 50000 rs/- payable quarterly, than individuals pay first top class via cheque and leisure all top class in cash. This is most straightforward and widespread approach to convert black money in white.

Getting black money as reward
An additional general means to transform black money to white is by means of getting gift from relative. Modus operandi is discreet you’ve black cash and your relative has the same quantity of white money. Your relative issues cheque to you as reward and you are going to provide your black cash to him/her.
Depositing black money on name of loved ones members
Yet another popular process for converting black cash to white is to open bank account on each person family member. Deposit black cash on the name of each household member to convert it in white.

Buy actual property
Real estate is sector where majority of black money is parked. Persons use actual estate offers to transform black money to white. It is determined that men and women do false real property deal exchange money and cancel these offers due to non-fee of cash.

Declare black money
Best system for changing black money to white as per me is with the aid of declaring this cash to it authorities and paying tax on this cash to convert it in white.

Get aid from God
I’m not joking, temples have quite a few tax-free cash, and they are able to help you convert banned old foreign money notes to the legal one. Just contact some pujari of your nearby temple and he’s going to help you. When you have additional cash then go to pilgrimage at devout locations and you’re going to get freedom out of your black cash quandary.

Disclaimer –
I don’t recommend readers to comply with any of these ways for black money conversion. This article is only for exposing loop holes of our method. I am towards black cash and black cash new release ideas.
If i have neglected every other approaches which individuals use to convert their black money into white cash I request you to share it in remark part.

 

It has been about an hour and users worldwide are reporting that facebook is still down. Although no official statement has been made by facebook yet, We did some investigation and it looks like the site is down because of a massive DDoS attack.
You can check the live facebook attack status here: http://map.ipviking.com/
fb under attack

 

It has been reported that many other major sites like instragram etc are also facing the downtime, apparently because of the same issue.

It has also been a speculation that the sites are down because of the major storm in 3 US states, but due to the distributed system these major sites work on, it may not the true.

 

Update: It looks like Lizard Squad, which yesterday hacked Malaysia Airlines’ website, is claiming credit for this outage.
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Update: The sites are back online right now, but still facing DDoS attacks.

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All of us can not live without The Internet, But there are some hard and unfortunate times in life when your Internet connection stops working. In those occasions you might feel clueless and confused, but apart from shouting on your ISP’s customer care here is a list of things you can do till your Internet connection is back on:

  • Try to fix the Internet Connection yourself
  • Uninstall useless programs taking up valuable space
  •  Buy a metro pass and keep going back and forth all day long
  • Ask yourself why you didn’t just go to an Internet cafe
  • Play the pre-installed games on your mobile
  • Watch a movie
  • Play racing games and lose the race on purpose, every time
  • Walk around town
  • Learn a card trick
  • Write an eBook
  • Defragment your hard drive
  • Try renaming a folder into ‘con’
  • Blame Politics and Global Warming
  • Teach your old dog new tricks
  • Clean up your garage
  • Open a dictionary and learn 100 new words
  • Wash your car
  • Drink 8 cups of water or beer
  • Bake fudge brownies
  • Roast marshmallows
  • Rename your collection of 90,000+ photos
  • Invite friends over
  • Synchronize all the watches you have
  • Find out what all the buttons on your keyboard do
  • Open the registry and delete all the entries starting with the letter ‘a’
  • Take a shower
  • Organize your documents
  • Learn how to dance
  • Play solitaire
  • Update your address book
  •  Read hardcopy book you bought online ages ago
  • Get in touch with old friends
  • Lie in the grass and watch the clouds
  • Give out free hugs
  • Make an HTML web page just for fun
  • Make a prank call
  • Count the number of cars that pass by Your window each minute
  • Learn how to touch type
  • Read a book
  • Organize your bookmarks
  • Create your own black book
  • Watch the news
  • Go jogging
  • Take a nap
  • Count from 1 to a million
  • Think up a clever list of comebacks for your teacher/boss
  • Try to figure out “Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything” (Spoiler: It is greater than 41 and less than 43)
  • Go swimming
  • Call your Internet provider
  • Go to the gym
  • Play a board game
  • Hide behind bushes and scare people
  • Go outside and take pictures of random people
  • Go to a zoo
  • Tidy up your room
  • Open a blank page in your browser and repeatedly press F5
  • Meditate
  • Go to a mall and sit on a bench while staring at a fixed point for the whole day
  • Eat something
  • Mess around with Photoshop
  • Look through your old yearbooks
  • Play some sports
  • Read a newspaper
  • Study for an upcoming exam
  • Rearrange your desktop icons
  • Just lay back and chill
  • Go to the beach
  • Have a picnic
  • Comb your hair
  • Call a friend and ask him what to do
  • Arrange your TV channels
  • Mow the lawn
  • Do Your homework
  • Watch The Matrics again
  • Visit a graveyard
  • Get in your car and keep driving till you run out of gas
  • List all your friends and family members in it
  • Draw your family tree on paper
  • Cry desperately
  • Arrange your library using the Dewey Decimal System
  • Write in a journal
  • Smile at a random person on the street
  • Learn how to cook
  • Treat yourself to a fancy dinner
  • Look in the mirror and try to act cool
  • Watch TV
  • Open videos and images using notepad
  • Try reloading GeekLord.com 🙂

Please post your own tips in comment section.

Windows Operating Systems have many handy utilities to manage and control the PC, most of these are accessible through control panel, but you can also access all these utilities through windows command prompt. Here is the list of command:

Add Hardware Wizard : hdwwiz.cpl
Add/Remove Programs : appwiz.cpl
Administrative Tools : control admintools
Bluetooth Transfer Wizard : fsquirt
Calculator : calc
Certificate Manager : certmgr.msc
Character Map : charmap
Check Disk Utility : chkdsk
Clipboard Viewer : clipbrd
Command Prompt : cmd
Component Services : dcomcnfg
Computer Management : compmgmt.msc
Control Panel : control
Date and Time Properties : timedate.cpl
DDE Shares : ddeshare
Device Manager : devmgmt.msc
Direct X Troubleshooter : dxdiag
Disk Cleanup Utility : cleanmgr
Disk Defragment : dfrg.msc
Disk Management : diskmgmt.msc
Disk Partition Manager : diskpart
Display Properties : control desktop
Display Properties : desk.cpl
Dr. Watson System Troubleshooting Utility : drwtsn32
Driver Verifier Utility : verifier
Event Viewer : eventvwr.msc
Files and Settings Transfer Tool : migwiz
File Signature Verification Tool : sigverif
Findfast : findfast.cpl
Firefox : firefox
Folders Properties : control folders
Fonts : control fonts
Fonts Folder : fonts
Free Cell Card Game : freecell
Game Controllers : joy.cpl
Group Policy Editor (for xp professional) : gpedit.msc
Hearts Card Game : mshearts
Help and Support : helpctr
HyperTerminal : hypertrm
Iexpress Wizard : iexpress
Indexing Service : ciadv.msc
Internet Connection Wizard : icwconn1
Internet Explorer : iexplore
Internet Properties : inetcpl.cpl
Keyboard Properties : control keyboard
Local Security Settings : secpol.msc
Local Users and Groups : lusrmgr.msc
Logs You Out Of Windows : logoff
Malicious Software Removal Tool : mrt
Microsoft Chat : winchat
Microsoft Movie Maker : moviemk
Microsoft Paint : mspaint
Microsoft Syncronization Tool : mobsync
Minesweeper Game : winmine
Mouse Properties : control mouse
Mouse Properties : main.cpl
Netmeeting : conf
Network Connections : control netconnections
Network Connections : ncpa.cpl
Network Setup Wizard : netsetup.cpl
Notepad : notepad
Object Packager : packager
ODBC Data Source Administrator : odbccp32.cpl
On Screen Keyboard : osk
Outlook Express : msimn
Paint : pbrush
Password Properties : password.cpl
Performance Monitor : perfmon.msc
Performance Monitor : perfmon
Phone and Modem Options : telephon.cpl
Phone Dialer : dialer
Pinball Game : pinball
Power Configuration : powercfg.cpl
Printers and Faxes : control printers
Printers Folder : printers
Regional Settings : intl.cpl
Registry Editor : regedit
Registry Editor : regedit32
Remote Access Phonebook : rasphone
Remote Desktop : mstsc
Removable Storage : ntmsmgr.msc
Removable Storage Operator Requests : ntmsoprq.msc
Resultant Set of Policy (for xp professional) : rsop.msc
Scanners and Cameras : sticpl.cpl
Scheduled Tasks : control schedtasks
Security Center : wscui.cpl
Services : services.msc
Shared Folders : fsmgmt.msc
Shuts Down Windows : shutdown
Sounds and Audio : mmsys.cpl
Spider Solitare Card Game : spider
SQL Client Configuration : cliconfg
System Configuration Editor : sysedit
System Configuration Utility : msconfig
System Information : msinfo32
System Properties : sysdm.cpl
Task Manager : taskmgr
TCP Tester : tcptest
Telnet Client : telnet
User Account Management : nusrmgr.cpl
Utility Manager : utilman
Windows Address Book : wab
Windows Address Book Import Utility : wabmig
Windows Explorer : explorer

 

Please note that some of the commands may not work on a specific OS.

Today, I accidentally found two keyboard shortcuts in Google Chrome to switch text direction in Address bar from rtl (Right to Left) to ltr (Left to Right) and ltr to rtl.

This quite simple and can be used as a prank on friend’s systems. 😉

Here you go:

  1. Open Google Chrome..
  2. Click on Address bar.
  3. Press [Right CTRL] + [Right Shift] and the text direction will become LTR.
  4. You can press [Left CTRL] + [Left Shift] keys together to switch it back to RTL.

I also noticed one thing. If you have Google Chrome window opened and you open another Chrome window, then it will not work in second window. This may be a bug.

Try this and have fun. 🙂

Here are 15 church sign messages; enjoy the Christmas Holidays. 🙂

So, you have a geek girlfriend or want to impress some geek girl. You can try following tip or I should say inadvertent Google easter egg.

Its pretty simple, just ask her to search following string on Google:

(sqrt(cos(x))*cos(200x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7)*(4-x*x)^0.01, sqrt(9-x^2), -sqrt(9-x^2) from -4.5 to 4.5

For impatient or lazy, curious dudes here is a shortcut link to this Google Graph Trick.

How to impress your Geek Girlfriend using Google.com

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