FunnyGeneralGood NewsHumourInternetWeired 15 Funny Church Signs and Messages [Pics] By Shobhit - December 27, 2011 0 806 Facebook Twitter Google+ Pinterest WhatsApp Here are 15 church sign messages; enjoy the Christmas Holidays. 🙂 Read the bible – It will scare the hell out of you. Walmart is not the only saving place. Free coffee, everlasting life. Yes membership has it privileges. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. Prayers – Wireless access to god with no roaming fee. Forgive your enemies – It messes with their heads. God does not believe in Atheists therefore Atheists do not exist. We’r Bapist! No Protestant. If you think its Hot here imagine hell. The most powerful position is on your knees. Salvation Guaranteed OR your sins cheerfully refunded! Jesus says I will make my Home with you. There are some questions that can’t be answered by Google. Staying in bed shouting, oh god does not constitute going to church.