What to do if your Internet Connection is Not working

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All of us can not live without The Internet, But there are some hard and unfortunate times in life when your Internet connection stops working. In those occasions you might feel clueless and confused, but apart from shouting on your ISP’s customer care here is a list of things you can do till your Internet connection is back on:

  • Try to fix the Internet Connection yourself
  • Uninstall useless programs taking up valuable space
  •  Buy a metro pass and keep going back and forth all day long
  • Ask yourself why you didn’t just go to an Internet cafe
  • Play the pre-installed games on your mobile
  • Watch a movie
  • Play racing games and lose the race on purpose, every time
  • Walk around town
  • Learn a card trick
  • Write an eBook
  • Defragment your hard drive
  • Try renaming a folder into ‘con’
  • Blame Politics and Global Warming
  • Teach your old dog new tricks
  • Clean up your garage
  • Open a dictionary and learn 100 new words
  • Wash your car
  • Drink 8 cups of water or beer
  • Bake fudge brownies
  • Roast marshmallows
  • Rename your collection of 90,000+ photos
  • Invite friends over
  • Synchronize all the watches you have
  • Find out what all the buttons on your keyboard do
  • Open the registry and delete all the entries starting with the letter ‘a’
  • Take a shower
  • Organize your documents
  • Learn how to dance
  • Play solitaire
  • Update your address book
  •  Read hardcopy book you bought online ages ago
  • Get in touch with old friends
  • Lie in the grass and watch the clouds
  • Give out free hugs
  • Make an HTML web page just for fun
  • Make a prank call
  • Count the number of cars that pass by Your window each minute
  • Learn how to touch type
  • Read a book
  • Organize your bookmarks
  • Create your own black book
  • Watch the news
  • Go jogging
  • Take a nap
  • Count from 1 to a million
  • Think up a clever list of comebacks for your teacher/boss
  • Try to figure out “Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything” (Spoiler: It is greater than 41 and less than 43)
  • Go swimming
  • Call your Internet provider
  • Go to the gym
  • Play a board game
  • Hide behind bushes and scare people
  • Go outside and take pictures of random people
  • Go to a zoo
  • Tidy up your room
  • Open a blank page in your browser and repeatedly press F5
  • Meditate
  • Go to a mall and sit on a bench while staring at a fixed point for the whole day
  • Eat something
  • Mess around with Photoshop
  • Look through your old yearbooks
  • Play some sports
  • Read a newspaper
  • Study for an upcoming exam
  • Rearrange your desktop icons
  • Just lay back and chill
  • Go to the beach
  • Have a picnic
  • Comb your hair
  • Call a friend and ask him what to do
  • Arrange your TV channels
  • Mow the lawn
  • Do Your homework
  • Watch The Matrics again
  • Visit a graveyard
  • Get in your car and keep driving till you run out of gas
  • List all your friends and family members in it
  • Draw your family tree on paper
  • Cry desperately
  • Arrange your library using the Dewey Decimal System
  • Write in a journal
  • Smile at a random person on the street
  • Learn how to cook
  • Treat yourself to a fancy dinner
  • Look in the mirror and try to act cool
  • Watch TV
  • Open videos and images using notepad
  • Try reloading GeekLord.com 🙂

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