All of us can not live without The Internet, But there are some hard and unfortunate times in life when your Internet connection stops working. In those occasions you might feel clueless and confused, but apart from shouting on your ISP’s customer care here is a list of things you can do till your Internet connection is back on:
Try to fix the Internet Connection yourself
Uninstall useless programs taking up valuable space
Buy a metro pass and keep going back and forth all day long
Ask yourself why you didn’t just go to an Internet cafe
Play the pre-installed games on your mobile
Watch a movie
Play racing games and lose the race on purpose, every time
Walk around town
Learn a card trick
Write an eBook
Defragment your hard drive
Try renaming a folder into ‘con’
Blame Politics and Global Warming
Teach your old dog new tricks
Clean up your garage
Open a dictionary and learn 100 new words
Wash your car
Drink 8 cups of water or beer
Bake fudge brownies
Roast marshmallows
Rename your collection of 90,000+ photos
Invite friends over
Synchronize all the watches you have
Find out what all the buttons on your keyboard do
Open the registry and delete all the entries starting with the letter ‘a’
Take a shower
Organize your documents
Learn how to dance
Play solitaire
Update your address book
Read hardcopy book you bought online ages ago
Get in touch with old friends
Lie in the grass and watch the clouds
Give out free hugs
Make an HTML web page just for fun
Make a prank call
Count the number of cars that pass by Your window each minute
Learn how to touch type
Read a book
Organize your bookmarks
Create your own black book
Watch the news
Go jogging
Take a nap
Count from 1 to a million
Think up a clever list of comebacks for your teacher/boss
Try to figure out “Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything” (Spoiler: It is greater than 41 and less than 43)
Go swimming
Call your Internet provider
Go to the gym
Play a board game
Hide behind bushes and scare people
Go outside and take pictures of random people
Go to a zoo
Tidy up your room
Open a blank page in your browser and repeatedly press F5
Meditate
Go to a mall and sit on a bench while staring at a fixed point for the whole day
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