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title: "MBA in a Day"
url: "https://www.geeklord.com/2007/10/23/mba-in-a-day/"
author: "Shobhit Prabhakar"
date: "2007-10-23"
modified: "2007-11-01"
reading_time_minutes: 1
word_count: 186
schema_type: "TechArticle"
categories: ["Funny", "Humour"]
tags: ["Business", "Funny", "Humour", "Joke"]
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# MBA in a Day

Here is a Joke I found on the stupid Internet today. It is amusing yet true. :)

*You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." That's Direct Marketing.*

*You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's fantastic in bed." That's Advertising.** **You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straightezn your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, I've heard that you're fantastic in bed." That's Brand Recognition

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